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warped tour with michael would include:

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  • lots of holding hands 
  • “wheres this stage? I CANT FIND THIS FUCKING STAGE”
  • him trying to get you to mosh with him
  • him lowkey, maybe highkey fangirl-ing when he finds out his fav band is doing a signing
  • “michael we’ve only been here four hours and you’re already sunburnt" 
  • “babe, babe babe babe dO YOU SEE WHO THAT IS *aggressive pointing to the distance*”
  • singing together at the top of your lungs 
  • him putting you on his shoulders for your favorite band if youre short and in the back 
  • trying to have a lowkey make out session in between sets 
  • “youre too cute when youre excited”
  • him carrying you around piggy back at the end of the day bc you got too tired
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Niggas can’t remember their girls fav color but know by heart every episode goku went up a super saiyan level

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My girl ain’t never saved the human race

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My girl was never there afterschool when I was lonely with no friends, Goku was

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$10 says Goku never sucked your dick, neither.

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^ $10 says you can mind your business. what me and goku do is between me and goku.

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Get to know tag (update)

Tagged by @why-cody thank you for tagging me!
rules: tag 20 followers you want to get to know
Name: Hannah
Nicknames: Hannah Banana/ hannah bear
Star sign: Taurus
Height: 5'9" / 175cm / 69 inches
Age: 17
Hogwarts House: According to multiple tests, (which I don’t understand this answer..) gryfindor!
Fav colour(s): Black / Blue
Time right now: it’s 10:55 AM, I just woke up lol.
Avg hours of sleep: I sleep a lot so like… 9?
Lucky number(s): 4
Fav fictional characters: Deadpool / Booker Dewitt
Blankets I sleep with: Using it right now! It’s 1 brown fuzzy blanket I’ve had since I was little… I’m very sentimental towards it.
Fav bands/artists: BTS / Panic! @ the Disco / Melanie Martinez / TØP / Blink 182 / Big Bang / Paramore (honestly I could go on forever so I’ll stop here)
Dream trip: Japan; I speak the language, I’m an anime dork, and an artist so overall would be fun. / Hungary; it’s where my family came from, so culture bitch! / Hawaii would be nice…
Dream job: A conceptual artist. An illustrator. My specific field would be for video games.
When did you make this blog: Sometime last year I think,
Follower count: 87 (half of which I think are porn blogs…)
Posts: No damn clue.
What do i post about: Art / Kpop / funny shit / depressing shit
When did your blog reach its peak: What is this peak you speak of?
Why did you get tumblr: Because my cousin told me to, and I don’t do really anything so it’s a good time waster
Do you get asks on a daily basis: I never get asks lol
Why did you choose your url: It’s a joke I had when I was a kid. It’s also my DA user so I just kept it.
Uh… I don’t know many people so I guess anyone else who’s dash I’m on, have at it! 
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